Emergency Bulletin

Boycotting Bulldog

The suitcase has been seized. All departures are currently under review.

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Boycotting Bulldog sitting on a vintage suitcase

Press Clips

Bulldog Refuses to Yield Doorway

Sources confirm negotiations have stalled indefinitely.

Suitcase Contents Under Investigation

Authorities describe findings as 'suspicious treats.'

Departure Plans Officially Shredded

All boarding passes have been thoroughly chewed.